Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: To the dead sea!
Q: What is the most important day in Egypt?
A: Mummy’s Day!
Q: Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?
A: Because their daddies were mummies!
Q: What kind of music do mummies like most?
A: Wrap music!
Q: What is mummy’s favourite kind of coffee?
A: De-coffin-ated!
Q: What did ancient Egyptian postman say to a boy?
A: “Hey, fellow, is your mummy home?”
Q: What is the mummy’s favorite musical program?
A: Name that tomb!
Q: What is the mummy’s favorite flower?
A: Chrysanthamummies!
Q: What was the mummies’ vacation like?
A: Nobody knows. They were too wrapped up to tell us!
Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
A: He was all wound up!
Q: Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 1000 years?
A: Because he thought he was old enough to leave home!
Q: Why don’t mummies have hobbies?
A: They are too wrapped up in their work!
Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?
A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
Q: Why couldn’t the mummy come outside?
A: Because he was all wrapped up!
Q: What did the Mummy movie director say when the final scene was done?
A: Ok, that’s a wrap!
Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A: They’re good at keeping things under wraps!
Q: If a mummy gives you two times as change for a quarter what happened?
A: Egypted (he gypped) you!
Q: What’s a mummy’s favorite music?
A: Ragtime!
Q: Mummy, Mummy can I play with Grandma?
A: No you’ve dug her up three times this week already!
Q: Why are ghost terrified of mummies?
A: They wear ghost skins!
Q: Why do mummies love Halloween?
A: All the free candy wrappers!
Q: When do mummies eat breakfast?
A: Once they catch you!
Q: Why are ghosts scare of mummies?
A: They always tear up our sheets!
Q: What type of food do mummies like?
A: Chicken Wraps!
Q: How did the mummy find his way back home?
A: He just rewrapped himself!
Q: Why did the mummy cross the road?
A: To put the chicken in his wrap!
Q - How do you scare a mummy?
A - With a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.
Q - What do you call a little monsters parents?
A - Mummy and deady.
A: To the dead sea!
Q: What is the most important day in Egypt?
A: Mummy’s Day!
Q: Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?
A: Because their daddies were mummies!
Q: What kind of music do mummies like most?
A: Wrap music!
Q: What is mummy’s favourite kind of coffee?
A: De-coffin-ated!
Q: What did ancient Egyptian postman say to a boy?
A: “Hey, fellow, is your mummy home?”
Q: What is the mummy’s favorite musical program?
A: Name that tomb!
Q: What is the mummy’s favorite flower?
A: Chrysanthamummies!
Q: What was the mummies’ vacation like?
A: Nobody knows. They were too wrapped up to tell us!
Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
A: He was all wound up!
Q: Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 1000 years?
A: Because he thought he was old enough to leave home!
Q: Why don’t mummies have hobbies?
A: They are too wrapped up in their work!
Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?
A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
Q: Why couldn’t the mummy come outside?
A: Because he was all wrapped up!
Q: What did the Mummy movie director say when the final scene was done?
A: Ok, that’s a wrap!
Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A: They’re good at keeping things under wraps!
Q: If a mummy gives you two times as change for a quarter what happened?
A: Egypted (he gypped) you!
Q: What’s a mummy’s favorite music?
A: Ragtime!
Q: Mummy, Mummy can I play with Grandma?
A: No you’ve dug her up three times this week already!
Q: Why are ghost terrified of mummies?
A: They wear ghost skins!
Q: Why do mummies love Halloween?
A: All the free candy wrappers!
Q: When do mummies eat breakfast?
A: Once they catch you!
Q: Why are ghosts scare of mummies?
A: They always tear up our sheets!
Q: What type of food do mummies like?
A: Chicken Wraps!
Q: How did the mummy find his way back home?
A: He just rewrapped himself!
Q: Why did the mummy cross the road?
A: To put the chicken in his wrap!
Q - How do you scare a mummy?
A - With a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.
Q - What do you call a little monsters parents?
A - Mummy and deady.